Tales for Down Under #3 ("The Final Episode") - 3/8/2004
Although I’ve been back 5 days, I still am finding that I reach for the left side of my steering wheel to turn on the signal indicator. Funny, only once in Australia did I mistakenly turn on the windshield wipers instead of the turn signal... I’ve done it 5 times here at home!
To finish up the story of the trip highlights and curiosities…
The Best Little Bridesmaid
I think I already explained about the bad sunburn I acquired in my desperate attempts to bring back some sun back home. This left me with embarrassingly white strap marks for my new sleeveless dress which I was hoping wouldn't call too much attention. However, this blushing bridesmaid fell to lower levels yet! There is a small scar on my left forearm that reminds me that chivalry is not dead, but perhaps grace is. The Best Man, Scott’s brother, James, very kindly pulled back my chair as I came back from the buffet table “fully loaded” with my chicken and salad, etc. Full glasses of wine had been poured for the wedding party, I noticed, while we were getting our food. James’ kind gesture was noticed by everyone but me. I attempted to sit down, missing the chair entirely, and fell toward the floor. The only thing stopping me, thankfully, was my forearm (my hands weren’t available). I then proceeded to knock over all the bridesmaids’ red wine all over and in front of the (yes, you guessed it) white tablecloths. Boy, those Aussies must think us Yanks a bit strange!! My face was probably as red as my sunburn! Probably the only time my coloring matched up all day!
Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach is a fun, laid back beach town with surf shops that are sprinkled all the way around. The kids, instead of little league or soccer, join the Surf Rescue and Live Saving Club. All their little red and gold beanies can be seen all around the water and surf. There are old guys out there too – salty dogs that are still living their teenaged years teaching the young ones how to do certain lifesaving moves. They coached each other all day long.
Paul and I decided to take a turn at this surfing idea, so we went and rented ourselves a board and learned that it’s not as easy as it looks. Especially with the blind leading the blind! Well, perhaps we’ll have another try at it next opportunity… Maui?
Anyhow, our trip back was uneventful and I was happy to start some of my old routines, like checking in on the horse, especially with the nice weather we’ve been having.
In case you’re interested, I’ve attached a link where you can see a small group of the photos we took while there. They are kind of cute. If you have the time…
Thanks, and G’Day, Mate!
BTW – Some Aussie memories to keep in mind should you visit:
“Dinner” = Lunch
“Tea” = Dinner
“Flat mate” = room mate
“Room mate” = live-in girlfriend/boyfriend
“Boot” = trunk of the car
Flies are slow and fearless. Think Ethiopia.
The light switch is on in the down position.
Appliances need to be turned on at the outlet and again on the appliance.
The water swirls the other way down the drain.
The horses run the other way at the racetrack.
They drive on the other side of the road.
The turn signal is on the right and the windshield wipers on the left.
Don't even BOTHER adjusting your left or rear-view mirror - you'll never use them! It just feels wrong.
No, it's not your imagination... the lanes are MUCH smaller down here than at home.
Look to opposite direction you think you should before crossing the street.
Same thing when trying to catch a cab!
Prepare for every sort of weather!!
Bring LOTS of sunscreen – you’ll really burn 4-times as fast.
NEVER ask for a Foster’s! It’s a “New” or “Tooney’s”.








